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The nun

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 7, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Sister Margaret had been a model nun all her life, but then she was
    called
    to her reward. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint Peter said,
    "Hold
    on, Sister Margaret...not so fast!"

    "But I have been good all my life and dedicated to the work of the Lord.
    From the time I was taken in as an infant by the sisters at the convent
    to
    my dying breath, I have lived for this moment," Sister Margaret
    exclaimed in
    disbelief. "That is just the problem," replied St. Peter, "You never
    learned
    right from wrong and to get into heaven, you must know the difference
    between right and wrong."

    "Well, what can I do? I will do anything to get into heaven!" Sister
    Margaret pleaded.

    "I am going to have to send you back down to Earth. When you get there,
    I
    want you to smoke a cigarette and call me when you are finished. We will
    discuss your situation then," ordered St.Peter.

    Sister Margaret returned to Earth, smoked a Camel, and then immediately
    called St. Peter, coughing and hacking. "Saint Peter," she gasped, "I
    can
    hardly breathe, my mouth tastes terrible, my breath stinks, I feel
    dizzy,
    and I think I am going to throw up."

    "Good," replied the old saint, "Now you are finally getting a feel for
    right
    and wrong. Now go out tonight and drink some hard liquor and call me
    back
    when you are ready."

    Sister Margaret phoned St. Peter immediately after taking several belts
    of
    Jack Daniels. "Saint Peter, I feel woozy-that vile liquid burned my
    throat
    and nauseated me. It is all I can do to keep it down."

    "Good, good! Now you are starting to see the difference between right
    and
    wrong," said St. Peter with delight. "Tomorrow I want you to seek out a
    man
    and know him in the Biblical sense then call me."

    A week passed before Sister Margaret called St. Peter and left a
    message:
    "Yo, Pete...it's Peggy...It's gonna be a while!"