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The nun

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down
    waiting for her flight.
    She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines
    that tells your weight and fortune. So, she thought to herself,
    "I'll
    give it a try just to see what it tells me."
    She went over to the machine and put her nickel in and out came a
    card
    that said, "You're a nun and weigh 128 lb., and you are going to
    Chicago, Illinois." She sat back down and thought about it. She told
    herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to
    try
    it again.
    She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card
    that read, "You're a nun, weigh 128 lb., you're going to Chicago,
    Illinois and you are going to play a fiddle."
    The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong, I have never played a
    musical instrument in my life."
    She sat back down. From nowhere a cowboy came over and set his
    fiddle
    case down next to her. She picked it up and just started playing
    beautiful music. Startled she looked back at the machine and said, "This is
    incredible. I've got to try it again."
    Back to the machine, she put her nickel in and another card came
    out. It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 lb., you're going to Chicago, Illinois and you're going to break wind."
    Now, the nun knows the machine is wrong. "I've never broke wind in
    public a day in my life."
    Well, she tripped getting off the scale and broke wind.
    Stunned she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to
    herself, "This is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it again." She
    went back to the machine, put her nickel in and collected the card.
    It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 lb., you have fiddled and
    farted
    around and missed your plane to Chicago."
     
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  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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