The next time I go to the park I'm going to start approaching women I don't know

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by The Pontificator, Apr 28, 2007.

  1. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    "Excuse me, but would you be so kind as to rub some sunscreen on my back? I can't reach." :hearts:

    Seriously, I was at the park today and have the weirdest burn "patch" running from shoulderblade to shoulderblade. :supergrin: Everything else is tan.
     
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    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    Ain't gonna be approachin' no guys to do it, that's for sure!!!!

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  3. Mrs. VR

    Mrs. VR Sharon, you will be missed.

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    brave, very brave...:rofl:
     
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    Just make sure the women you approach aren't carrying mace. It would suck if they thought you were just some pervert trying to cop a feel.:shocked:

    I find a loofah works great for reaching the spots on my back that I can't when I apply lotion. Consider giving that a try. Unless you really ARE just some pervert trying to cop a feel ;)
     
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    rhikdavis U.S. Veteran

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    That'd be my guess. :hugs:
     
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    Be careful. I know a redhead in Maryland who carries a shiv. :supergrin: