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the new 'skeeter' disease:

  1. not the west nile virus; this is called the 'east rouge river virus.'

    symptoms: causes your hair to fall out and stop growing in front. hair then grows long, fast, and furious in back. teeth rot and fall out. sufferers of this virus have an inexplicable attraction to their siblings.

    if you aren't from michigan, you probably won't get it :)
  2. I'm from MI and I still don't get it, although I moved from there when I was 8.
  3. Sounds like HOOF and MULLET Disease.