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The new pastor

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  1. ScubaSven

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    The New Pastor

    The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his
    parishioners.

    At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at
    home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

    So the pastor took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20"
    on the back, and stuck it in the door.

    When the offering was processed the following Sunday,
    he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

    Reaching for his Bible to check out the verse, he
    broke up in gales of laughter.
    Revelation 3:20 begins... "Behold, I stand at the door
    and knock."

    Genesis 3:10 reads... "I heard your voice in the
    garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."