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The new father!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 23, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.

    The baby looked up at him and said, "Are you my father?"

    The doctor said, "No, I am the doctor that delivered you." Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.

    While the nurse was cleaning the baby the baby looked at the nurse and said, "Are you my father?"

    The nurse said, "No, I am just the nurse." Then the nurse gave the baby to the new father.

    The baby looked at him and said, "Are you my father?"

    The new father said proudly, "Yes! I am your father."

    Then the baby started poking his father in the forehead over and over again and said, "So how do YOU like it?!"
     
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    GirlWithAGlock Happy Camper

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