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The Navigator

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 22, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"
    The navigator replied, "No, what's it for?"

    The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!"

    The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.

    The pilot asked, "What's that for?"

    "Because dumbass," the navigator answered, "I'll know we're lost before you will."