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The Name of Jesus

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 29, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Jesus and family were in the Manger when the Three Wise Men came to pay their respects. One of them accidentally stepped on a rake lying concealed in the hay. Of course the thing up and whacked him on the head. "Jesus Christ!" screamed the startled man. "Hey! That's it!" shouted Joseph, "We were going to call him Fred!"
     
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    Don't you worry about lightning bolts?;f
     

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    Blast 'nuff said

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    I'll bet you didn't know that Mary had a husband. What, you're never heard of Verge & Mary?
     
  5. okie

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    Nope I don't. Mabye I should though;N