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the most powerful liquid

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Nov 16, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine,
    shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A
    Priest came along and asked the boy what he had. The boy replied,
    "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called
    turpentine."
    The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
    Water.
    If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly,
    she'll pass a healthy baby."
    The boy replied, "That ain't nothin'. You take some of this turpentine
    and rub it on a cat's *** and he'll pass a motorcycle."