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the most awesome whacker story ever!

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by knoxvegasdaddy, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. TBO

    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    What's hanging in your closet, hero?
     
  2. blueiron

    blueiron

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    Game, Set, and Match.
     

  3. MadMonkey

    MadMonkey Spershul Furces

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    Whatever they issue me :embarassed:
     
  4. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    He's the hero they deserve, not the hero they need... or was it the hero they need but not deserve... or did they deserve to need him?

    Ugh....
     
  5. Kingarthurhk

    Kingarthurhk Isaiah 53:4-9

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    It's one of those moments when you just have to shake your head. Imagine if they got togehter and had bat children?
     
  6. lawman800

    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
    They would have to figure out how first.:crying:
     
  7. x_out86

    x_out86

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    Gotta love this story. I sent out a copy of it to all officers in the county last night. Hopefully the day shift guys got a smile when they logged onto their MDC's this morning. :)
     
  8. scottydl

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    Haven't laughed so hard in months... thanks for the page 1 comments all :rofl:
     
  9. Mayhem like Me

    Mayhem like Me Semper Paratus

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    He looks like "The Fist Of Goodness"
     
  10. sheriff733

    sheriff733 NRA LIFE MEMBER

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    I'm so glad yall think this **** is so ****ing funny.



















    I was just trying to help.





















    Jesus Christ.
     
  11. golls17

    golls17 Lifetime Newbie

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    I'm amazed at the structural integrity of the playground she's on... :wow:
     
  12. RetailNinja

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    Anyone know if there's a sworn with the last name Gordon in Petoskey????
     
  13. IrishSheepdog54

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  14. Morris

    Morris CLM

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    What in the hell is wrong with you?! Here I just sit down with a cup of coffee and now I'm choking to death on the liquid. Laughing, gagging and drinking coffee at the same time is not good. Not good at all!
     
  15. Hack

    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

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    After swallowing take a deep breath and count backwards from 100.:whistling:
     
  16. indigent

    indigent Bamboozled

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    Maybe she likes "the fist of goodness".......




    For his crime fighting skills......
     
  17. blueiron

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    That is just soooo wrong!

    :shame:

    :ack:
     
  18. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    There but for the Grace of God, and the structural integrity of the crotch seam of that suit....
    There's always that, too...


    Randy
     
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  19. frizz

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    Plus "Honey Boo Boo."