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The Modern Day Ten Commandments

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    1. I am the Lord thy God and thou shalt have not too many other Gods besides

    2. Thou shalt make no graven images. This is a major religion, not a shop

    3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy God in vain without the express
    written consent of thy God. The name "Thy God" is the sole property of thy God.
    Any use of the name of thy God without the express written
    consent of thy God is unauthorized and illegal and shall be punished by thy

    4. Remember the Sabbath, thy squash game and thy other appointments.

    5. Honor thy single parent.

    6. Thou shalt not kill a man just to watch him die.

    7. Thou shalt not commit adultery and then run for office.

    8. Thou shalt not steal. (Note: Not really applicable to car radios.)

    9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor when appearing
    before Judge Wapner.

    10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, his servants, his flocks, or his