The Mistress

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Mar 17, 2003.

  1. scooterbear


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    Dec 6, 2002
    Summit, MS
    The Mistress

    A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their
    exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to
    their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and
    walks away.

    His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"

    "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

    "Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a
    divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce lawyer
    I can find and make your life miserable."

    "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
    divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no
    more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more
    club, and we'll have to sell the
    26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."

    Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young
    woman on his arm.

    "Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.

    "That's his mistress," says her husband.

    She replies, "Ours is prettier."

  2. hcc49


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    Jul 5, 2000
    Two friends are playing golf and they keep crowding two ladies who are playing ahead of them. The guys decide that they need to play through to take care of the problem. One fellow walks toward the women to ask their permission.He has only gone a short distance and he hurries back and tells his friend that there is no way he can talk to the ladies, for one is his wife and the other his mistress.The other friend states that it is no problem and he heads toward the ladies. He also moves only a short distance and returns to tell his friend "it's a small world,isnt it".