The Midget

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  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    There was a midget down in Texas who had aching
    > > testicles.
    > >
    > > The midget went to the doctor and told him what the
    > > problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants
    > > and he would have a look.
    > >
    > > The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him
    > > up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
    > >
    > > The doc put one finger under his left testicle and
    > > told the midget to turn his head and cough - the usual
    > > method to check for a hernia.
    > >
    > > "Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under
    > > the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
    > >
    > > "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical
    > > scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then
    > > snip,snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left side.
    > >
    > > The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but
    > > noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
    > > The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and
    > > see if they still ached.The midget was absolutely
    > > delighted as he walked around the doc's office
    > > and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
    > >
    > > The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even
    > > feel it ... What did you do?"
    > >
    > > The Doctor replied, " I cut two inches off the top
    > > of your cowboy boots."
     
  2. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    I'm speechless...that is SOOOO wrong! LMAO!!! ;P ;f ;i
     

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    LOL:cool: ;a ;f