There was a midget down in Texas who had aching > > testicles. > > > > The midget went to the doctor and told him what the > > problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants > > and he would have a look. > > > > The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him > > up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. > > > > The doc put one finger under his left testicle and > > told the midget to turn his head and cough - the usual > > method to check for a hernia. > > > > "Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under > > the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. > > > > "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical > > scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then > > snip,snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left side. > > > > The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but > > noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. > > The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and > > see if they still ached.The midget was absolutely > > delighted as he walked around the doc's office > > and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. > > > > The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even > > feel it ... What did you do?" > > > > The Doctor replied, " I cut two inches off the top > > of your cowboy boots."