The Marriage Test

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by The Pontificator, Sep 3, 2007.

  1. The Pontificator

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    Sep 18, 2000
    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
    over a year, and so we decided to get
    married.. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her
    beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
    very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
    down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
    be deliberate, because she never did it when we were near anyone

    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
    that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
    told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my
    life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
    upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
    and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood
    there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front
    door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold,
    my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
    happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
    for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is...Always keep your condoms in your car.
  2. keeper85


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