The maid

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  1. okie

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    A lady was quarreling with her maid, and the maid
    decided to tell her some home truths.

    "I'll tell you, madam" she said "Your husband has told
    me himself that he thinks I am a better housekeeper.
    She continued, 'that I'm a better cook and laundress
    than you are!' And she gloated 'He even says that I am
    prettier than you are.' But that's not all - "I am
    better than you in bed!"

    "I suppose he told you that too??" demanded the lady.

    "No" she replied. "The gardener told me that!"
     
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