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The madam opened the brothel door

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Oct 27, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather
    dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s
    or early 50s.

    "Can I help you?" she asked.

    "I want to see Natalie," the man replied.

    "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps
    you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

    "No, I must see Natalie" was the man's reply. Just then,
    Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged
    $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out
    ten one-hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and
    they went upstairs.

    After an hour, the man calmly left.

    The next night the same man appeared again, demanding to
    see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come
    back two nights in a row - too expensive and there were no
    discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man
    pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went
    upstairs. After an hour, he left.

    The following night the man was there again. Everyone was
    astounded that he had come for the third consecutive
    night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After
    their session, Natalie questioned the man. No one has
    ever used me three nights in a row. "Where are you from?"
    she asked.

    The man replied, "Michigan."

    "Really?" she said. "I have family in "Michigan"

    "I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your
    sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000
    inheritance."