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The lucky boy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by N4CDLAW, Dec 16, 2002.

  1. N4CDLAW

    N4CDLAW MI Refugee

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    Haven't seen this one on this board yet, enjoy...

    An old man is sitting on his porch watching the world go by. Along comes a boy carrying a roll of duct tape.

    Guy says "What you got there, boy?"

    Boy says "I got me some duct tape! Gonna go catch me some ducks!"

    Guy says "You can't catch ducks with duct tape, son." But the boy just keeps walking down the street. Comes back a while later with the duct tape wrapped around at least a dozen ducks. The man is amazed and just watches the boy carry his prize off.

    Next day the man sees the same boy.

    Guy says "What you got there, boy?"

    Boy says "I got me some chicken wire! Gonna go catch me some chickens!"

    Guy says "Sorry, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire." Sure enough, though, after a while the boy comes back by with several chickens trapped in the chicken wire.

    Next day, the man sees the same boy carrying a tree branch.

    Guy says "What you got there, boy?"

    Boy says "Got me a p*$$ywillow branch!"

    Guy says "Hang on, let me get my hat."

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  2. Grey Wolf

    Grey Wolf SHEEP DOG

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  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    N4CDLAW, Very good!;f ;a ;f