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The Lone Ranger

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Feb 18, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

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    >> > The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by
    >> > > an enemy Indian war party.
    >> > >
    >> > > The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the
    >> > > great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest
    >> > > Festival, you will be executed in three days.
    >> > > But, before I kill you, I will grant you three
    >> > > requests. What is your first request?"
    >> > >
    >> > > The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to
    >> > > my horse."
    >> > >
    >> > > The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the
    >> > > Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and
    >> > > the horse gallops away. Later that evening,
    >> > > Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
    >> > > his back.
    >> > >
    >> > > As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
    >> > > Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next
    >> > > morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
    >> > > "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will
    >> > > still kill you in two days. What is your second
    >> > > request?"
    >> > >
    >> > > The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
    >> > > Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in
    >> > > the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
    >> > > the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later
    >> > > that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
    >> > > returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even
    >> > > more attractive than the blonde.
    >> > >
    >> > > She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
    >> > > night. The following morning the Indian Chief is
    >> > > again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many
    >> > > talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is
    >> > > your last request?"
    >> > >
    >> > > The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my
    >> > > horse,....alone."
    >> > >
    >> > > The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is
    >> > > brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone,
    >> > > the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
    >> > > square in the eye and says,
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > > "Listen
    >> > >
    >> > > very
    >> > >
    >> > > carefully
    >> > >
    >> > > for
    >> > >
    >> > > the
    >> > >
    >> > > last
    >> > >
    >> > > time .
    >> > >
    >> > > I said.....
    >> > >
    >> > > BRING POSSE!"
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