An Airline Pilot parks his brand new Porsche in front of the terminal to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught, the Pilot grabs his mobile phone and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Pilot starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long its at the body shop it'll simply never be the same again!" After the Pilot finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody pilots are," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?," snaps the Pilot. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Pilot looks down in absolute horror......... "F?#KING HELL!!!!!!" he screams........ "Where's my Rolex ????..."