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the life cycle is backwards!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by carbon_15, Aug 6, 2002.

  1. carbon_15

    carbon_15 1*

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    This is how it should be

    1.You should die first and get it all over with.
    2.Then you live in an old age home.
    3.You get kicked out when you're too young.
    4.You get a gold watch.
    5.You go to work.
    6.You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    7.You do drugs, alcohol and party.
    8.You get ready for high school.
    9.You go to grade school and become a kid.
    10.You play. You have no responsibilities.
    11.You become a little baby & go back into the womb.
    12.You spend your last nine months floating...
    13.Then, you finish off as an orgasm...
     
  2. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    I love it!!!

    BTW, is that avatar you or your uncle Nikita?
     

  3. carbon_15

    carbon_15 1*

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    Hehe

    Actualy its Joe from the movie Reserveor Dogs