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The levels of Hell....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, Jul 11, 2003.

  1. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    Here's a test to take to determine which of Dante's hells you'll go to... http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    I made it to the 8th level

     
  2. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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    Interesting. I'm in purgatory.
     

  3. BrassInPocket

    BrassInPocket

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    This is just great....I'm the 2nd level of hell.

    I'm worse than I thought, and I answered truthfully too.;P
     
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    Cafiveoh

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    Why, you comin' over?
    Hey I went 2nd level, not bad all things considered.
     
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    Purgatory--I scored Very High!;w
     
  6. BigDeeeeeeee

    BigDeeeeeeee Reluctantly Deplorable!

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    Fifth level, wooo I'm bad.;P ;f
     
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    Guzzler69

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    I be a baaaaad boy!!!

    Level 9 for me!!!
     
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    Nonbeliever/heretic homebase
     
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    Corelogik Mac Minion

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    Woo Hoo

    Seventh Level of Hell



    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
     
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    Second level here, thank God I recycle or who knows how bad it would have been. ;Q
     
  11. mjs

    mjs

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    Level 6. I'm not being evil enough.
     
  12. davesglock30

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    5 for me. that actually surprised me too. i didn't think i was that bad!;P
     
  13. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

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    whoever owns the site deserves to go to the darkest pits of he!!.

    it asks if you want to install Gator spyware.
     
  14. smackthellama

    smackthellama 3L luv, yo.

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    That's why God created Opera. :cool: 2nd level, btw.
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    I made it to 7;P
     
  16. Mwinter

    Mwinter I'm MilkMan Dan

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    Big fat "8"....three cheers for full disclosure. Always room for improvement!
     
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    I thought I answered a vast majority of the questions in the "Evil" way, and yet I only ended up in the second level of hell. So what do you need to do to get further? Kill the author of the test?
     
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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis


    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
     
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    Corelogik Mac Minion

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    Thank god my Mac ignores such things,...
     
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    I will apparently be on the second floor it anyone needs me. ;f