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The Lawyer's Surgery

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  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    The Lawyer's Surgery

    As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"

    "There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."