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The Lawer & the Cop

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Jun 20, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    : The lawyer and the cop

    A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
    office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a
    truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the
    driver's door of the Lexus.

    The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it
    wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.

    Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
    screaming hysterically.

    His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
    completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the
    body shop tried to make it new again.

    After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
    head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
    lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
    neglect the most important things in life."

    How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

    The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm is
    missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

    My God!" screamed the lawyer.
    Where's my Rolex?"
     
  2. tac17

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