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The last child support check

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Hydrilla, Jul 15, 2004.

  1. Hydrilla


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    May 16, 2002
    Elon, NC
    Today is my daughter's 18th birthday.....

    I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.

    Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on her face."

    So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious
    to hear what she had to say and what she looked like. As my
    baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"

    "She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy... and to watch the
    expression on YOUR face".