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The lady bug

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Wayne02, Mar 4, 2004.

  1. Wayne02

    Wayne02

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    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
    reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she
    just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two bugs mating. "Daddy, what are those two bugs doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied." What do you call the bug on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Lady bug." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Man bug?" the little girl asked. "No,"her father replied. "Both of them are Lady bugs."

    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be ok in California, Oregon, or New York, but we're not having any of that crap in Texas."