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The Jumper

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MrKandiyohi, Jul 17, 2005.

  1. MrKandiyohi

    MrKandiyohi Millennium Member

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    Feb 9, 1999
    A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixen {ready} to jump.

    She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

    He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

    She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

    He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

    He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

    She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb *** Yankee."