The Husband Store & The Wife Store

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  1. Rebel_James


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    Clermont, Ga, CSA
    The Husband Store & The Wife Store

    A store that only sells two items - new husbands -& new wives, has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband & a man may go to choose a wife. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    Rule *You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

    Rule *There are six floors and the value of

    the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

    Rule * The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
    Rule * but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men are Filthy Rich, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.

    This floor exists solely as proof that women are perfectionists or can never satisfied.

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that are beautiful.

    The second floor has wives that are beautiful and have money.

    The third through sixth floors have never been visited

  2. pjva04

    pjva04 Snub Lover

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    Dec 2, 2006
    Fredericksburg, Virginia
    Sounds about right.

  3. eddief4


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    Jun 8, 2006
    South West, Florida

    yep:thumbsup: :wavey: