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the husband came home too early

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 11, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
    front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed
    baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't
    move until I tell you to," she whispered, "just pretend you're a statue."
    "What's this honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's
    just a statue" she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their
    bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us. No more was said about the
    statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.
    Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen
    and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he
    said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths'
    for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
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