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The Honeymoon Is Over...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JMag, Aug 6, 2008.

  1. JMag

    JMag

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    The Honeymoon is over..........


    A young couple got married and left on their
    honeymoon. When they got
    back, the bride immediately called her mother.

    Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?

    "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful!
    So romantic . . . " Suddenly she burst out crying.

    "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using
    the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard
    before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've
    got to come get me and take me home . . . PLEASE, MAMA!"


    "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me,
    what could be so awful? WHAT four-letter words?"

    "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the
    daughter. "I'm so embarrassed . . . they're just too
    awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!!"

    "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so
    upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter
    words!"

    Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama . . . words
    like, Dust, Wash, Iron, Cook . . . "


    "I'll pick you up in ten minutes," said the mother.

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  2. DriBak

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    Yeah, that's the way it goes