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The Hit Man

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Jan 14, 2004.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't show
    up."

    "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"

    "I'm a hit man," was the reply.

    "You're joking!" was the response.

    "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."

    "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other
    friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."

    So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the
    direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha-Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her...he's naked as well! The *****!"

    He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a
    hit?"

    "I do a flat rate - for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."

    "Can you do two for me now?"

    "Sure, what do you want?"

    "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his private member off to teach him a lesson."

    The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for
    a few minutes.

    "Are you going to do it or not?" said the man impatiently.

    "Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hit man calmly,
    "I think I can save you a grand here..."
     
  2. Guest

    This is horrible but absolutely hilarious...;a
     

  3. Ghosty

    Ghosty Free American

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    Its...b-e-a-utiful!!! ;f
     
  4. David_G17

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    daaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm!!!!!!!