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The Heineken commercial that will never be made, its THAT good!

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by steveksux, Mar 14, 2010.

  1. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    Apparently the guy knows more about beer than getaway vehicles...

    Stole a 6 pack of Heineken, and escaped on a beat up mountain bike... after taking a few shots at a customer that tried to grab him on the way out the door...

    Randy

    http://detnews.com/article/20100313/METRO03/3130335/1412/METRO03/Man-sought-in-St.-Clair-Shores-theft--gunfire
     
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    Patchman Florist

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    Attempted murder over a 6 pack? Nicccce.
     

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    Morris CLM

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    Now THAT's a serious alcoholic!
     
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    While the article goes into great detail on the actors choice of footwear, "white Nike high tops with light-blue soles", the article completely omits one vital description of the actor, something that can't be easily changed, like a pair of shoes. I wonder if that was an oversight on the part of the news media, or politically correct self censorship?
     
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    lawman800 Juris Glocktor

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    It just keeps getting better, don't it?
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    Panzergrenadier1979 Keystone Cop

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    All that over a Heineken?! No way!

    For a Sam Adams Winter Lager? Now that's a different story altogether...
     
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    Trigger Finger

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    Goes to show why you should just be a good witness! Get involved over a six pack and wind up getting shot at! Not worth it. :wow:
     
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    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

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    I have to agree. It's just a little beer, that could be covered by insurance if necessary. No life was in danger until he was grabbed in this case.
     
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    Super Trucker NRA Endowment Life Member

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    Given the location, I got $1.00 that says the information you said is missing would be spelled "Black".
     
  10. steveksux

    steveksux Massive Member

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    Especially since its not even your six-pack.

    I used to work for the local power company, heard lots of wiredown stories. Had a storm, wires down everywhere. One fell on some guys car. Either he thought the wire wasn't live, or he REALLY needed that PBR. Tried to take the wire off the car. Massive Epic Fail.

    Do not underestimate the power of ..... beer..... or 4800 volts for that matter... pretty sure that was a secondary, not a primary.

    Randy