Bobby was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Ann Marie to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Ann Marie saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joey, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Joey was finished, Ann Marie asked how much for the teapot. Joey replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!" "My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Ann Marie exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bobby had sent her to buy, and Joey went to the back room to find it. From the back room Joey yelled, "Ann Marie, you wanna screw for that hinge?" Ann Marie replied, "No, but I will for the teapot." This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.