The Halloween Party

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Oct 21, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. CLM

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    Feb 21, 2002
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    Subject: Halloween Party

    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a
    Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
    A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

    Dear Sir,
    Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted
    handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.

    The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says,

    Dear Sir,
    Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will
    cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.

    Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel
    and a note which reads,

    Dear Sir,
    Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the
    molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your *ss and go as a caramel apple.

    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co