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The Greeter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SARG, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. SARG

    SARG

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    The Wal-Mart Greeter



    An obnoxiously loud, VERY unattractive, snarling woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter (a seasoned elderly gentleman, grey of hair and

    with still a little sparkle in his eyes) says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"


    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they

    ain't twins. The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Are you blind or just stupid? Do you really think they look alike?!"


    "No", replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
     
  2. whitefroman

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