I was in Mobile, Al over the weekend and heard of a funny narcotics raid. My great nephew is on the police force of a small town close to Mobile. Magazine Point is also close to Mobile, and it was Magazine Point where they went to serve a Narcotics warrant. He and about six other guys in the cool black suits were on the raid. He and a guy with the slam hammer went to the front and the other guys went around to the rear. The people in the house had put up a hollow core door at the front, and when the guy hit it with the battering ram it went clean through the door, making a foot diameter hole. The hammer man looked through the hole and saw an old lady walking toward the door and he yelled at her through the hole to unlock the damned door. she did, and told my nephew to warn the guy going around back to be careful cause there was a lion in the back yard. He left the hammer man to watch the front of the house and he ran around back, just in time to see six guys in SWAT uniforms trying to come through a one man gate and squealing like little girls. When he got to where he could see he saw a lion, a female African lion. hard wired to an iron post with a three foot chain, no water, and about to starve. He had two dozen cheeseburgers with him and gave the car water and started feeding her burgers. By the time he was finished the cat was laying her head on his shoulder and purring like an overgrown house cat.