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The Government

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 11, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The Welfare State; The Government Is My Shepherd:

    I need not work.
    It alloweth me to lie down on a good job;
    It leadeth me beside still factories;
    It destroyeth my initiative.

    It leadeth me in a path of a parisite for politic's sake;
    Yea though I walk through the valley of laziness and deficit-spending,
    I will fear no evil, for the government is with me.
    It prepareth an economic Utopia for me, by appropriating the earnings of my own grandchildren.

    It filleth my head with false security;
    My inefficiency runneth over.
    Surely the government should care for me all the days of my life,
    And I shall dwell in a fool's paradise forever
     
  2. Gambino

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