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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 31, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Good: You're pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

    Good: Your husband is not talking to you. Bad: He wants a divorce. Ugly: He's a lawyer.

    Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you.

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them.

    Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you.

    Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.

    Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!