The Good Samaritan Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Rebeldon, Dec 12, 2002.

  1. Rebeldon


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    Nov 3, 2001
    Jacksonville, Florida
    A very wealthty laywer was headed home one night when, from the back of his stretch limousine, he spotted people on the side of the road eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop. The lawyer got out of the limo and approached a man who was on his hands and knees with a mouth full of grass. "What are you doing, man!" he cried.

    The man stood up and said, "My family and I are homeless, we have no money, and this grass is all we have to eat."

    "Then come with me, man!" the lawyer said. "I'll take care of you."

    "But I have a wife and three children as well", the poor man said.

    "That's okay", the lawyer replied. "There's plenty of room in my limo."

    "What about me?", another man said. "I have a wife and five children."

    "You can come too!" the lawyer said. "There's plenty of room in the back of my limo for everyone."

    So the lawyer and all the poor people piled into the back of the limousine. The man with the wife and three children said, "Sir, we don't mean to be a bother, but thank you very much for helping us. You are truly a good Samaritan. God bless you!"

    "It's no bother, really", said the lawyer. "My gardner has been on vacation. The grass is a foot high at my estate."
  2. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Dec 12, 2000
    Provo, UT
    Ohhhhhhh........Hahahaha ;i