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The Goldman's

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by outlaws161, Nov 18, 2004.

  1. outlaws161

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    Harvey and Gladys Goldman are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in
    front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. "You
    know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an
    ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that they
    dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons,
    and...my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!" She
    turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive
    thing about my body so I can feel better about myself." Harvey studies
    Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice,
    Well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

    Services for Harvey Goldman will be held Thursday morning at 10:30 at Beth Israel Synagogue
     
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