The Golden Saloon

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  1. Gunny Lingus

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    Oct 21, 2001
    A guy comes home three sheets to the wind and all three sheets ripping
    bad, Budweiser sloshing around in his belly like a keg adrift in a
    rolling sea. He sloshes through the door and is met by his wife, who is scowling, figuring he's been out jumping new bones.

    "Where the hell you been all night?" she demands.

    "At this fantastic new saloon." he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden."

    "Bull****! There's no such place!"

    Guy says, "Sure there is! Joint's got huge golden doors, a golden
    floor.Hell, even the urinal's gold!"

    The wife still doesn't believe his story and the next day checks the
    phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She
    calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden
    Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answered the phone.

    "Yes, it is," the bartender replies.

    "Do you have huge golden doors?"

    "Sure do."

    "Do you have golden floors?"

    "Most certainly do."

    "What about golden urinals?"

    There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling. "Hey,Duke, I think I gotta lead on the guy who pissed in your saxophone last night!"