The Glass Eye

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY Moose, May 11, 2004.

  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    Nov 18, 2001
    Republic of Northern Virginia
    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to approach her.

    Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket, and heads toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back to her.

    "Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap... and stay for breakfast the next morning.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything was incredible!

    "You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

    "No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye..."
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Metro-Boston, Massachusetts
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