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The gifts.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by G8TR FAN, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. G8TR FAN

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    A rich man and a poor man are talking about what they gave their wives for Valentine's Day.

    The rich man says "I got my wife a Mercedes and a 3 CRT. diamond ring."

    The poor man says "Why did you get her both?"

    "Because if she doesn't like one she always has the other...what did you get your wife?"

    The poor man replies, "I got her slippers and a Naughty toy."

    The rich man says "Why did you get her a Naughty toy?"

    The poor man says, "So if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go F&@# herself