The Gay Flight Attendant

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Timor, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. Timor

    Timor

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    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the isle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed, aristocratic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

    To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you.

    Tray-up, [email protected]"
     
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    Is this the Guy, looks a lot like the Queen I saw on a recent Flight

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