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"The Funeral"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

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    "The Funeral"

    A well-known cardiologist died and an elaborate
    funeral was planned. A huge heart covered in flowers
    stood behind the casket during the service.
    Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the
    casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing
    the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
    At that point, one of the mourners burst into
    nervous laughter.
    When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry.

    I was just thinking of my own funeral...................
    I'm a gynecologist."

    ;N