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The Fugitive Blonde

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by xcrewman, May 30, 2002.

  1. xcrewman

    xcrewman Desk Jockey

    Jul 18, 2001
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    Death Valley, CA
    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette robbed a bank. As their getaway car was speeding away from the cops, it swerved and crashed! So the three bank robbers jumped from the car and fled down a dark alley.
    The only hiding place in the alley was three garbage cans. Not wanting to be caught, each woman hid inside a can.

    A police officer saw the wrecked car and walked into the alley looking for the trio.

    He kicked the first can, in which hid the brunette. A sober bark came from the can. Not being terribly bright himself, the cop walked by, assuming a dog was in the can.

    Kicking the second can containing the redhead he heard a soft "mew." It must be a cat, he assumed.

    Walking on, he kicked the blonde's can and she called out, "Potato!"