The friendly mailman

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    May 13, 2007
    The friendly mailman

    One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.
    As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.
    His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty
    beer and liquor bottles.

    "Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night" the mailman comments.

    Bob, in obvious pain replies, “Actually, we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have
    felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the
    neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we
    got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?"

    The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"
    "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom, and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering
    us and only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

    The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."
    "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times."