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The Flight Attendant

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 29, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
    gay flight attendant, Ronnie, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, Ronnie came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic
    looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
    over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the
    main man can pity-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "Where I come from, I am
    called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which Ronnie replied,
    without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, where I come from, I'm
    called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up witch."
     
  2. Ghosty

    Ghosty Free American

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    This made me want to pass along a little story...



    A friend of mine who is a biker was at a Rally, and a biker buddy of his is gay.

    Well, everyone was having a good time, but some jerk kept making fun of the gay biker all night.

    Finally, the rude guy finally pissed the gay biker off. The gay biker just casually walked over to the dude and beat the hell out of him.

    After he was finished, the gay biker just looked down at the now-bleeding rude gay and said...

    "I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more <i>woman</i> than you'll ever have."