The first rule of having in flight wifi is:

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  1. G30SF/F-250

    G30SF/F-250 Pinky Out

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    Oh hell yes! I would pee all around a plane!
     
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    GamerGirl 100% Relevant

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    THE PERSON IN FRONT OF ME RECLINED THEIR SEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. DOES ANYONE HERE SMOKE CUBANS OR HAVE A CENTURION CARD PASSPORT?!
     

  3. OldSchool64

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    My first rule would be have a drink.

    Seems to enhance most entertainment experiences.

    Hope this helps. :wavey:
     
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    Tell the pilot to keep the shiny side up or you will sue to get your $12 back

    [​IMG]
     
  5. OldSchool64

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    He's aware of his surroundings and wants his head closer to your lap.

    And/or he is enticing you to use those long legs of yours to stand up to give him a piece of your mind.

    :dunno:
     
  6. Geko45

    Geko45 Smartass Pilot CLM

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    I have wifi in my private plane. If I turn the hotspot on on my phone and fly low enough.
     
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    Im way ahead of you friend.
     

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    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    That makes sense - they're using the good WiFi.
     
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    Geko45 Smartass Pilot CLM

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    Desperate times call for desperate measures...
     
  10. GamerGirl

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    Ive had one drink. So YALL need to step up your game.
     
  11. OldSchool64

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    Looks like see can even find some entertainment in your posts. :tongueout:

    ETA; or not. :(
     
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    The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
    The second officer says, "Oh ****!"
    The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
    The captain say, "Hey, watch this!"
     
  13. NOLA_glock

    NOLA_glock Shrug Life

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    The second rule of in-flight wifi:

    Keep the adult browsing classy and tasteful; leave the weird **** for the hotel lobby wifi.
     
  14. GamerGirl

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    Hmm. So you're saying I shouldn't be on here.
     
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    Geko45 Smartass Pilot CLM

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    Hey, when I'm not intellectually dominating RI, I can be quite entertaining!

    :devildance:
     
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    Geko45 Smartass Pilot CLM

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    I'll let the minions know to row faster.
     
  17. Bruce M

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    If we are your entertainment I am predicting a very long flight.
    How about from a plane?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Thats why I put you in charge?
     
  19. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    I'm a certified black-ops Navy SEAL Delta Force operator. Tell him to move that seat back up or he will be dead before the plane lands. I'm that good.

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  20. OldSchool64

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    Maybe a good internet fight would spice up this thread?

    :supergrin: