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The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to
    borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the
    money comes by a week later to see how his investment is
    doing.

    The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and
    won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a
    veterinarian have a look at the bull.

    The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped.
    The farmer looks very pleased "The bull has serviced all
    my cows, broke through the fence, and has serviced all my
    neighbor's cows."

    "Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that
    bull?"

    "Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.

    "What kind of pills?" asked the banker.

    "I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste
    like peppermint."
    ;P