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The Farmer and the Ventriloquist

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by -, Feb 17, 2004.

  1. Guest

    Ventriloquist: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?
    Farmer: This dog don't talk!
    Ventriloquist: Hey dog, how's it going?
    Dog: Doin alright
    Farmer: (Extreme look of shock)
    Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (pointing at farmer)
    Dog: Yep.
    Ventriloquist: How's he treat you?
    Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
    Farmer: (Look of disbelief)
    Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse?
    Farmer: Horses don't talk!
    Ventriloquist: Hey horse, how's it goin?
    Horse: Cool.
    Farmer: (an even wilder look of shock)
    Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? (pointing at farmer)
    Horse: Yep.
    Ventriloquist: How's he treat you?
    Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
    Farmer: (total look of amazement)
    Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?
    Farmer: (gesticulating wildly, and hardly able to talk)...... Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!
     
  2. Guest

    AGH! Shouldnt have read it...
     

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